When I was a kid, my mom’s boyfriend invited a friend of his to come live with us for a bit, and the guy had a large dog. One of the first nights he stayed with us, he forgot to let the dog out in the morning, so the dog took a gigantic shit at the top of the stairs. I walked out of my room and was getting ready for school and not really paying attention, stepped right in the gigantic pile of dog shit, slid about a third of the way down the staircase, and fell on my ass.