I was in a place once where I went to sleep with my hand under my pillow, moved it while asleep and touched something, then reflexively flung a dead roach across the room. It suffocated or something. I made a noise I would never be able to replicate.
Idk if its comparable to bare ass on roach though. My cousin once stepped barefoot onto a slug while going down some stairs. Squished the poor thing but I’m pretty sure he was traumatized. I want to give bugs their own planet where they can develop their own little societies and leave me out of it.
When getting up to piss in the middle of the night I sat my bare ass down on a giant cockroach. Don’t live in Florida, people
I was in a place once where I went to sleep with my hand under my pillow, moved it while asleep and touched something, then reflexively flung a dead roach across the room. It suffocated or something. I made a noise I would never be able to replicate.
Oof, condolences, surprise roach corpse is a horrible way to wake up
Idk if its comparable to bare ass on roach though. My cousin once stepped barefoot onto a slug while going down some stairs. Squished the poor thing but I’m pretty sure he was traumatized. I want to give bugs their own planet where they can develop their own little societies and leave me out of it.
I used to catch butterflies as a kid and one time I unknowingly scooped up a slug. An unpleasant surprise, to be sure.