Walking into the office this morning, I saw Tom in the parking lot, waved at Tom, and wished Tom a good morning. Tom then asked if I had seen Phil, wondering how “he”(!!!) was doing. I reminded Tom that of the newly-enacted no-pronouns policy and informed Tom that Tom should be careful in the future, or Tom could face consequences for not following policy!
As a good friend of Tom, I know Tom didn’t mean to sound too liberal by it, but for Tom’s own good I had to remind Tom of his mistake.
I am perfectly fine with this. Any time a republican refers to their daughter as “she,” that republican should spend a week in a leopard education camp breaking rocks!
To HR office,
Walking into the office this morning, I saw Tom in the parking lot, waved at Tom, and wished Tom a good morning. Tom then asked if I had seen Phil, wondering how “he”(!!!) was doing. I reminded Tom that of the newly-enacted no-pronouns policy and informed Tom that Tom should be careful in the future, or Tom could face consequences for not following policy!
As a good friend of Tom, I know Tom didn’t mean to sound too liberal by it, but for Tom’s own good I had to remind Tom of his mistake.
Sincerely, -Loyal NASA Employee
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I am perfectly fine with this. Any time a republican refers to their daughter as “she,” that republican should spend a week in a leopard education camp breaking rocks!
Is ‘I’ a pronoun?
Yep, FIRED!
Reported!
You missed one at the end
Oops, guess I’m next on the chopping block right after Tom!
Initiating. Malicious Compliance.
I’m really hoping the MC is turned up to 110% thrust. The results are going to be hilarious and tax dollars well-spent.