ickplant@lemmy.world to Dogs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 天前She is beauty, she is grace...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1244arrow-down12
arrow-up1242arrow-down1imageShe is beauty, she is grace...lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Dogs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 天前message-square10fedilink
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 天前If by human, you mean “that scene from John Carpenter’s The Thing,” then I completely agree with you. Spooky scary warning
minus-squareCuddlyCassowary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13 天前Yes! That’s exactly what all my “people” friends look like, fellow human.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 天前Okay, look. It’s obvious that you’re an alien, let’s just move past that and get down to business. You gonna probe my butt or do I gotta find something else to do tonight?
minus-squareCuddlyCassowary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 天前Thank you for your concern. I will pass your inquiry along to my colleagues in the butt probing department. You may expect an answer in 5-7 lunar cycles. They will do the needful. We appreciate your patience.
If by human, you mean “that scene from John Carpenter’s The Thing,” then I completely agree with you.
Spooky scary warning
Yes! That’s exactly what all my “people” friends look like, fellow human.
Okay, look. It’s obvious that you’re an alien, let’s just move past that and get down to business.
You gonna probe my butt or do I gotta find something else to do tonight?
Thank you for your concern. I will pass your inquiry along to my colleagues in the butt probing department. You may expect an answer in 5-7 lunar cycles. They will do the needful. We appreciate your patience.