UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?message-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square28fedilinkfile-text
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
minus-squareMoss [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoNo washing ever again. Production of cleaning products for dogs to be completely illegalised
minus-squareUmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoThey’re cleaning the dogs
No washing ever again. Production of cleaning products for dogs to be completely illegalised
They’re cleaning the dogs