UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?message-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square28fedilinkfile-text
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
minus-squarePolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoMy cat would order me to be fired from current job then employ me full time as his bed because that’s what i do when i’m home and sit or lie anywhere.
My cat would order me to be fired from current job then employ me full time as his bed because that’s what i do when i’m home and sit or lie anywhere.