UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?message-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square28fedilinkfile-text
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
minus-squarealcoholicorn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-22 days agoAll windows are to be opened at all times, and all screens removed. All outdoor cats however, are to be sent to prison.
All windows are to be opened at all times, and all screens removed.
All outdoor cats however, are to be sent to prison.