NightAuthor@lemmy.world to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2年前Sleepyi.imgur.comexternal-linkmessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up1735arrow-down116
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minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·2年前Pull over and stop. It’s not worth it. However, if you decide not to: simply jerk off while driving. It works. 🤷♂️
minus-squareSkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2年前Unfortunately, it’s unlikely your job will accept that explanation. Requiring to drive cars even when it’s dangerous sucks.
minus-squareoldGregg@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2年前Mfw I work 24 hour shifts driving an ambulance
minus-squareUtMan1988@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2年前The flashing lights behind you will keep you awake
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2年前But even if I stop I’m still tired /s
Pull over and stop. It’s not worth it.
However, if you decide not to: simply jerk off while driving. It works. 🤷♂️
Unfortunately, it’s unlikely your job will accept that explanation.
Requiring to drive cars even when it’s dangerous sucks.
Mfw I work 24 hour shifts driving an ambulance
The flashing lights behind you will keep you awake
Flashing all around
But even if I stop I’m still tired /s