I’m a longbow person because I value quantity over quality.

  • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    > carrying around my crossbow. Has a rapid reload rate of 1 bolt per 10 minutes

    > in a field made up of ~90% cow shit

    > shoot my shot at the english sporting peasant during this season’s duke’s entertainment battle

    > miss.jpg

    > that’s okay, let me get out my crank dohickey for 60 revolutions to reload

    > english sporting peasant has long bow

    > he just notches an arrow and pulls back

    > I receive an arrow to the breathing humor

    > mfw my tactical crossbow was insufficient

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      > be a teenage boy

      > castle get sieged by the english

      > get handed a crossbow

      > own a king

      > get boiled alive afterwards though