The fact that I don’t have any in my fridge right now 
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I’m learning basic Chinese and I found out that tofu (豆腐, “dòu fu”) means “corrupted bean.”
other chinese tofu products:
fresh soft tofu 豆花 “bean flower"
fermented tofu seasoning 腐乳 “milk of corruption”
tofu skin stick (yuba stick) 腐竹 “bamboo of corruption”
firm tofu 豆干
BEANFUCK
wuhan style stinky tofu 臭干子
MOTHERFCKN STINKY BOY
translator’s note: translations not to scale. do not use these translations for translative purposes
translator’s note: translations not to scale. do not use these translations for translative purposes
Too late, they have all been added to my lexicon.
yeah I do not have a bowl of mapo doufu in front of me and I’m really starting to take it personally
