And the bigger question, will he still be my friend when I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM 
Also remember this is who you think would win, not who you like more
writing in Hillary because she’s electable if you vote for her
Ulysses/Drej Queen 2024
natural born citizen clause might be a problem for a literal alien running mate
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I think both sides are bad
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@UlyssesT@hexbear.net our feud will be legendary! Have at thee!
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Mate you are not American
Shh don’t tell them. I can take a good accent
Need to start every conversation with Australians this way until they get the message and stop trying to be.
Do we want an AmeriKKKan running for POTUS? All the previous ones and their candidates have been abysmal thus far, maybe it’s time for something new.
The soundbite that DESTROYED Dirt_Owl’s campaign
I’m voting for UlyssesT to end the treat based economy. I can’t trust no stinkin bird to not be swayed by treats!!! TREATOCIDE NOW!!!
The dreg queen is cool but dirt_owl is gleebozorx friend
There’s no beating gleebozorx friend
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Post aftonsparv and we’ll really be cooking, bleep blorp (well drej is alien, fair enough)
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Gleepoglorpzox
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It’s two sides of the same coin, but they are misleading: one is hostile and rough on the outside, but only has a wrench.
The other is cute and loving and cuddly, but mess with them and they got a gun (and a whole-ass fucking planet in their other hand).
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:ayy-lmao:
You people do realise he is a far superior debator and with destroy me in the first debate lmao
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But there will be much more hooting from your side of the audience so it cancels out.
Presidential debates are mostly shit-flinging which you surely have an advantage at.
Master debating cannot compete against alien posting
Selling merch for both sides
I voted
we love our power posters
Not one single vote for Eugene_V_Dabs?
Sorry UlyssesT, I’m going Talkeetna style on this vote and say we vote to make the town mascot that is dirt owl the mayor.
Ref: Mayor Stubbs
Every afternoon, Stubbs went to a nearby restaurant and drank water mixed with catnip out of a wine or margarita glass.
Lmao based
Damn it’s neck and neck. 50:50. Could be anyone’s race. For a dollar I’ll cycle my IP a couple of times and enter some cheat votes.
For every vote you cheat I’m gonna cheat in two
