Man who uses dead rat as alarm clock has opinions on sex and normativity: news at 10
Man who uses dead rat as alarm clock
With how dirty his room is, I genuinely can’t tell if this is a joke or not
Completely sincere. There was a decomposing rat corpse in his bedroom. Rather than remove it, he noticed that when the sun hit it the smell would get worse. That let him know it was morning. Behold the master race.
it’s moments like this that make me realize maybe I’m not such a big fuckup after all
There’s this point where it becomes impressive because his life is like a rube goldberg machine for not washing his penis. My favourite cooking channel is like that, so disgusting that it becomes perplexing that it becomes educational that it becomes inspirational.
My favourite cooking channel is like that, so disgusting that it becomes perplexing that it becomes educational that it becomes inspirational.
Are you talking about about ordinary sausage or that British lady who just can’t help but make everything terrible?
Man who washes pan with CLR and shampoo in his bathtub, cooks a Christmas turkey cake with tuna because tuna is turkey with water instead of air, attempts to eat it, and vomits on the floor.
Is this like Listerine chicken, but unironically?
Dude has scurvy because he refuses to ever eat any fruit. His entire life he had only eaten like 2 kinds of fruit. It’s extremely sad to be honest, and indicates mental health issues. Combined with his mom being a hoarder, and him seemingly inheriting that, I feel bad mocking him for this. I just think he should focus on getting his shit together with his millions of dollars instead of rolling around in his filth for the hooting of millions of chuds.
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Nah it’s legit. When I first heard of it I didn’t believe it. I was likev
Apparently doesn’t brush his teeth either
don’t need to brush your teeth if you can just wake up and wipe all the blood onto the wall. 2 minutes vs 5 seconds.this is legitimately something he would say if questioned about it
Didnt he kill his mom by letting her burn to death while on stream?
You can’t just leave a raid group. That inconveniences 24 people just to save your mom and you don’t even know how long she’ll be on fire. Your stats will look terrible if it doesn’t outright cost you DKP.
brb moms on fire
What the fuck.
Wait what
I haven’t heard this, I believe she died at a hospital to complications related to COPD. She was a hoarder all her life and was breathing in fucked up molds and fumes I’m sure. Asmon quit college to stream and “watch after his mom” and their house was still a rat infested disease pit when she died, he had the money at the time to hire some people to clean the house up or get a nicer place but he didn’t. She died from living in squalor, which is extremely sad. It’s also sad that Asmon seems to also be a hoarder who lives in these conditions as well, even though he isn’t poor like his mom was he just chooses to do so.
He should have gotten his mom to better living conditions. It was his responsibility and he had the money to do it, and she was suffering from medical issues and needed his help and he was negligent in his care. I don’t know anything about her burning to death though
I think he was napping at the time, but she was a longtime smoker who insisted on Asmongold getting her cigarettes, even though she was on oxygen. That combination led to an accident that sent her to the hospital and she died later. I don’t like the guy at all, but I feel bad for him in that specific circumstance, because you’re stuck either being an enabler or exerting your will over someone you’re supposed to be supporting who is otherwise still capable of independent decisions.
She also had respiratory issues from living in a moldy hoarders house her whole life but that’s hardly Asmon’s fault. If you have any family who are like this you know how hard it is to get them to change. He could pay for a clean new house and she would make it into a hoarder house within a couple months, and if you hire people to clean then they get pissed. They hate their stuff being taken away and psychologically cannot part with anything. He still should have done it though and had the hard conversations with her, instead of just letting her wallow in filth and wallowing with her when he had money to fix it.
The fact this guy is probably a millionaire puts the lie to the idea we live in a meritocracy once and for all. He’s a video game/reaction streamer (already barely a job) who is bad at video games and whose reaction videos consist of just watching minute after minute of other people’s content without even interjecting. He is a literal no value person.
If I hit 30 and I’m still unemployable, I’m just probably going to become a right-wing grifter.
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Isn’treal: systematically demolishes almost every building in Gaza in an attempt to render it uninhabitable
Galaxy brain liberals: “If you were gay and lived in Gaza, Hamas would really ruin your quality of life!”
Hamas would murder you for being gay
But you reactionaries want to murder gays too
Exactly. I’m bi, who DOESN’T hate us? Hamas can just join the club. Call me a Duginist, but I’ll begrudgingly support my lesser ops over my greater op.
“And imperialism is the greatest of ops”
-Mao ZeLenin
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This post made me search who asmongold is so I just gotta respectfully say fuck you for making me aware of another streamer
“I just imagined you getting hate crimed by brown people
”Actually, he said he was sorry for his insane dehumanization of Palestinians and defense of the genocide so that absolves him of literally all of his sins and you are the bad person in this situation for attacking an aspiring leftist!
: “YOU UNTERSMENCH! ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO EXTERMINATE ZE JOOZ AND ZE GAYS!”Yeah, real sweet of you, Hitler. What are you, my older brother? “Never bully my little brother, that’s MY job!” ahh mf.
in shambles
This plaguebearer needs 2-door interlock decontamination system to keep that funk contained but somehow has people taking his opinions as facts.
r/gamingcirclejerk is getting attacked by zionists and islamophobes over this
I always ask them if they think it’s okay to kill bigots when they talk about Palestine. If they say yes I ask why they haven’t started in our own country
oh no THOSE bigots we’re supposed to debate in the marketplace of ideas and ultimately concede that their ideas are better than ours or at the very least equal to them and deserving of serious discussion and consideration
he’ll change his tune when sweet baby inc starts consulting for hamas
