honestly bein the kid of the richest man in the world and an trans communist is a very funny bit tbh, i hope she posts here.
the public school system turned my KID into an ADMIN OF HEXBEAR.
I love that light novel
is there something you’d like to share with the (working) class
we do live in the funniest timeline, i believe it
really proof of my prior post that being trans 9/10 times makes you into godless socialist
In my experience Eastern European trans people are evenly split between communists and turbo-NATOids.
Most are commies ime, including myself
I’d accept if someone made a bit account of his daughter to bully @Elon_Musk@hexbear.net
I HAVE NO SON! I have a lovely daughter who is out there doing praxis.
— Wait. You’re also a communist who thinks anyone rich is evil.
— The lieutenant’s eyes pierce you from behind the thick glass of his spectacles. He seems staggeringly tense.
[Challenging: Success] — He needs armed bodyguards to go to the bathroom. There’s not a chance he’ll let you get any closer if he thinks you’re against him. It’s better to keep your affiliations to yourself…for now.
— And then, bratan? Then it will be time!
I love your work
we’ve got this guy too
Who invited Horrifying Necktie?
-Constantly say/post transphobic shit.
-Daughter thinks rich people are evil.
How could her school do this to her?
How could her school do this to her?
Well you see its the school’s fault for “transing” her in the first place… .//s
Hello, Pinkerton? Yes, my kids are unionising
Oh my GOD her dead name Elon gave her started with X, this man is a total goddamn clown
He gave all nine of his kids names that include an X.
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it’s algebra on the level of a 12 year old and he hasn’t even understood it properly
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He has borg drone mindset
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Are you sure about that? I mean, he has don alot of shitty things and does more harm than good in my opinion, but there’s no need to make up stuff.
His children’s names are that I could find are: Griffin, Vivian (originally called Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian, Exa Dark Sideræl and X Æ A-12. Missing the last twins names since those are not public.
Exa Dark Sideræl
that is not a name you give a person it is what you name a boss in a final fantasy game
Very much agree. It’s cruel to give kids these over the top weird names, it invites harassment.
Absolutely. There are certain types of names that should honestly just be illegal, and are in some countries. For me, as the level of weirdness goes up, it actually becomes ok and then not OK again, a couple times
From least to most unconventional:
- Common names ✅
- Uncommon names ✅
- War criminal names ❌
- Misspelled common names like “Gianathunn” ✅ fine but why, why??
- Profanity or any kind of plain-language degrading like “fuckass” or “dumpsterwater”❌
- Common names where you arbitrarily assign letters and claim they represent different sounds "Oh it’s pronounced Johnathan, spelled like ‘Pppppppp’❌
- Common words that don’t even sound like a name, like naming your kid fuckin "Best One or “And The” or some shit, so every time someone says their name everyone else thinks they had a stroke❌
- Completely unique invented names that don’t sound like any word ✅ Just typin out random letters like “Bandalagika” or “Diunchip” doesn’t bother me at all because you assume it has to be a name
- Literally unpronounceable names ❌ Fuck you
That’s all fine, but you should make an exception and allow Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–. How else will we teach devs to sanitise their inputs?
names that are swear words
oh damnit i literally forgot to put that in there
That’s a Yugioh card, probably
Vivian (originally called Xavier
The article says Jenna was originally called Xavier, where are you getting the info she changed it to Vivian?
Her name is indeed Vivian
Her full name is Vivian Jenna Wilson. She changed all three names at once and got herself a new birth certificate too. Fucking brutal.
I did a bit of searching, although I admit I was not very thorough. Here was the best page I found
Is this comment supposed to say that this is in any way reasonable?
No, not reasonable! But it’s good to have the facts right
Whew haha, sorry, never can be sure these days
Nah that’s enough. Also you can make up whatever you want about a billionaire, he’s not going to see it
He even sucks at being a super villain
Brand consistency is fundamental
hes very xcessive with his x brand
Elon Musk has like 26 illegitimate children by 22 mothers and doesn’t pay child support or acknowledge half of em. He pays underlings at his work to fuck him and have his children, he is obsessed with spreading his seed. If I were his kid I wouldn’t just hate him because he’s rich, I would just hate him because he’s an evil bastard and shitty man child that can’t be a father
Vivian come post on hexbear
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@vivianvixxxen@hexbear.net just checking
pmc dsa karens can’t imagine a flag without 13 kkkolonies white people will literally become communists before they stop being colonizers smh
The image is clipped from a deranged papist anticommunist tract from the height of the cold war
EDIT: Specifically, this deranged papist anticommunist tract from 1961.
Lol, a working class family is forced to work to not lose their home, oh that communism!
https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2021/09/cdc-eviction-ban-housing-crisis/619960/
In October 2008, responding to a dramatic increase in such evictions since 2006, Tom Dart, the elected Sheriff of Cook County, Illinois, decided to take a stand on the issue. He criticized mortgage companies for failing to fulfill their obligation to identify renters in foreclosed properties, and announced that he was suspending all foreclosure evictions immediately. The Illinois Banker’s Association accused Dart of engaging in “vigilantism”.[32]
Love that he says “I own this home” to his wife instead of “we own it” lol
I guess that would be communism
Well spotted. The economic dependence of the patriarchal family is well shown.
It got a trove of fun quips that hit capitalism more than communism. It is all projection.
Of course most parents in capitalism working have trouble seeing their kids, too. With the added benefit of not having enough money for them to go to school properly. However the comic panel is even more fitting for UK boarding schools:
Most (UK) schools that offer boarding have three distinct models: Full boarding (kids are at the boarding school i.e. Eton the whole year, except for potentially the holidays), Weekly boarding (kids can be at home over the weekend), Flexi-boarding (kids can be at home up to 7 times a week, but for plays and rehearsals and during exam period they stay in school)
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/29/upshot/single-mothers-surge-employment.html
https://nwlc.org/4-3-million-women-work-multiple-jobs-to-make-ends-meet/
Hopefully they don’t mix up the letters and showed the kids the FBI letter pressuring MLK into suicide.
I agree with the FBI though: Learn all you can about communism!
Among the bourgeois in some places, kids go to boarding schools and only come home to see their family on the weekends. When I worked at a Taiwanese cram school, I knew a lot high school kids like this.
One of my grandmas was sent into foster care for a considerable length of time because her mother just couldn’t cope with the child raising and apparently you could just do that in the 40s?
only good cop I’ve ever heard of (or one close to doing good).
so like, did he “commit suicide” or get fired?
He criticized mortgage companies for failing to fulfill their obligation to identify renters
woke renter idpol is a distraction! /s
If the good guys had won the Cold War
Proletarian States of America flag
Is that high-res enough for an emoji?
Even with upscaling it still looks kinda crusty…
Here’s a better version of the same image:
Here’s a different flag from the same comic book:
lmao good one
probably would only be good for baiting or annoying chuds because of it’s similarity to the current flag
I suppose it could be used to represent PatSocs as well?
Patsocs are represented by the US flag plus the swastika.
It would only be good for ironic levels due to retaining the colonial stripes as the other commenters mentioned
Considering it still bears a reference to the original 13 colonies it’s probably not something we’d want to have and endorse
I would go to school if this was the curriculum 🥺
Huh, based department?
the most divorced guy energy I’ve seen in awhile
I sometimes wonder how many children of the ruling class hate their own families and would potentially join us
Just make sure they’re still in the will, give the rest of their family the Romanov treatment and we’ve got a shit load of funds for revolutionary activities
It’s a legitimately viable source of recruiting people with both the education for high-level organising and significant resources. The problem you have is that targeting them is difficult, particularly with the literature they need to read. You also need to get them during the right window of their life when they’re wrestling with their morals and class guilt.
Or instill a deep distrust and hatred of police in them at a young age by sending the most forehead vein hamthumb officers you can find to 5th grade D.A.R.E. classrooms and let their politics unfurl from that kernel
A lot of aristocrats joined Bolsheviks, because of the shared hatred of the bourgeoisie.
they probably wouldn’t be supportive of any measures that would kill their family
Haven’t seen Barron Trump in a while…
I read a reason for this: he’s taller than Trump now and Trump doesn’t want him anywhere near cameras while he’s in frame.
I haven’t read that specifically but I had heard he was uncomfortable now that Baron was taller than him.
I wonder if Barron can do that forward leaning stance without tipping over, though. I suspect his dad’s still got him beat on that one.
barron trump just keeps growing. he’s like 9 feet tall now and won’t stop growing. thats why we haven’t seen him
They are all little Bluths, they claim to hate their parents but still live off their wealth and come back to work on the family business or inherit the house
I’m not a shit parent, it’s communism’s fault!
Literally my own parents’ line.
Oh for God’s sake, the girl is like 19 years old. If she were 14 he’d have some pretext to be making this claim but a 19yo is fully capable of being responsible for their own political beliefs and they’re likely not in school anymore.
Not only is it disgusting to remove someone’s agency like this “B-but I can’t tolerate their political beliefs and the only way that I believe a person could become a communist is by brainwashing!!” but, if it’s such a big deal how much influence this school (for the absurdly wealthy) that your daughter attended has, then idk maybe blame yourself for being an absentee father who failed to provide any “good” influence on your daughter as she was growing up?
Elon my man your daughter knows you personally that’s why she hates you
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you have that power now
remember basically all billionaires are like this, they just don’t tend to admit things publicly at the same rate
Most billionaires have people in their lives who aren’t simply paid yes-men. Musk is incapable of handling negative feedback. He can’t go to therapy because he’d walk out.
But also all the billionaires are evil.