Genie: I'll grant you three wishes, but...

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Jokes@lemmy.world • 3 months ago

Genie: There are 3 rules… no wishing for death, no falling in love, no bringing back dead people.

Me: I wish envelopes would moan when you lick them.

Genie: There are 4 rules…

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