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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

Gonna have a whole ass watermelon in me.

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Gonna have a whole ass watermelon in me.

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • Synapse@lemmy.world
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    It isn’t going to be fun shitting out a dozen of fully grown watermelons. Don’t get me started on pomegranate.

  • screaming in digital@lemmy.ml
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    Hyphen

    • RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org
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      Well there’s no hyphen here, but a space.

      And you should move that to a different spot

      Whole asswater melon

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    My grandfather straight up told this to my aunt when she was a kid. Even went so far a few days later to tell her that he could see leaves starting to sprout when he looked in her ears.

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    It not that bad, you just need to trim back the rootlet that will grow out of your asshole every couple weeks.

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    Now when you grow up you will have some wood in your colon.

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    Magic school bus taught me the truth.

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