For example when he’s walking along and sees a fig tree. He’s hungry so asks his disciples to bring him some dates figs (lazy fuck, go get your own damn dates figs). They report that the tree doesn’t have any dates figs, so Jesus uses his necromancy to make it wither and die.
EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT PRODUCTIVE WILL BE PURGED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH. GOD IS LOVE.
Even hippy Jesus is sort of a dick though.
For example when he’s walking along and sees a fig tree. He’s hungry so asks his disciples to bring him some
datesfigs (lazy fuck, go get your own damndatesfigs). They report that the tree doesn’t have anydatesfigs, so Jesus uses his necromancy to make it wither and die.EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT PRODUCTIVE WILL BE PURGED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH. GOD IS LOVE.
it was a metaphor for Israel not producing spiritual fruit and being cursed
Sounds like he would have been disappointed even if the tree did have fruit on it, because dates grow on date palms, not on fig trees…
Oops. In my righteous indignation I messed up the details halfway through the retelling. 🙈
Anyway, more details:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursing_of_the_fig_tree