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minus-squareRooskie91@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up61·2 months agoRain happens without thunder all the time tho
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·2 months agoAre you gonna argue with a pants shitter?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 months agoI’m gonna make eye contact and shit louder, with DETERMINATION
minus-squarePope-King Joe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoGotta establish dominance.
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoOhh no, you don’t want to start a shit off!
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months ago with DETERMINATION “I HAVE DETERMINED THAT THERE’S SHIT IN MY PANTS!” -pats approvingly-
minus-squareFreshLight@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoAll I see is two pants shitters
minus-squarediabetic_porcupine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoIf you don’t argue with pant shitters then who do you argue with??
minus-squareprotist@retrofed.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoNot for the guy at the urinal next to you
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoI also frequently piss without shitting myself, yet here we are.
minus-squareDon't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoI also sometimes piss without shitting myself.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoWhat do you do when you’re at sea?
minus-squareAcid_Burn@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoBut do you ever shit without pissing? Maybe that’s what Fleetwood Mac meant?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoFridays I’ve got traffic on my mind?
minus-squareFrChazzz@lemmus.orgcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoLook at this guy, calling bullshit on Fleetwood Mac
minus-squareAcid_Burn@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoHey now, Fleetwood Mac said thunder only happens when it’s raining. That means it can rain without thunder, but can’t thunder without rain.
minus-squareFrChazzz@lemmus.orgcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI concede and withdraw my prior point.
Rain happens without thunder all the time tho
Are you gonna argue with a pants shitter?
I’m gonna make eye contact and shit louder, with DETERMINATION
Gotta establish dominance.
Re-establish, you mean
Ohh no, you don’t want to start a shit off!
Shit up or shit out
“I HAVE DETERMINED THAT THERE’S SHIT IN MY PANTS!”
-pats approvingly-
All I see is two pants shitters
If you don’t argue with pant shitters then who do you argue with??
Not for the guy at the urinal next to you
I also frequently piss without shitting myself, yet here we are.
I also sometimes piss without shitting myself.
Why?
Incontinence.
What do you do when you’re at sea?
But do you ever shit without pissing? Maybe that’s what Fleetwood Mac meant?
Fridays I’ve got traffic on my mind?
Look at this guy, calling bullshit on Fleetwood Mac
Hey now, Fleetwood Mac said thunder only happens when it’s raining. That means it can rain without thunder, but can’t thunder without rain.
I concede and withdraw my prior point.