EU: <Western European country> rescues a kitten
America: The Democrats rescue a kitten (from a Democrat paper) The Republicans rescue a kitten (from a Republican paper)
China: China rescues a kitten, but at what cost?
Russia: Russia kidnaps a Ukrainian kitten and brings it to a facility in Russia (forgets to mention this facility is a vet)
DPRK: North Korean propaganda shows Kim Jong Un rescuing a kitten. Whether that is factual or not is still up for debate.
Now do one about what the Democrat paper would say if a Republican rescued a kitten, and what would the Republican paper say if a Democrat rescued one.
Or is the joke that they wouldn’t even report it?
Republican Holden Bloodfeast receives bipartisan accolades for accidentally saving kitten while giving keynote address at yearly Murder All Kittens conference
Communist Democrat Numbers Fuckstein unleashes WOKE PREDATOR on American heartland!
Perfect lol