just like how North Korea apparently have a schrodinger’s haircut thing going on where they execute people for both having and not having Kim Jong Un’s exact haircut.
Thesis: You must have Kim Jong Un’s haircut or else face execution
Antithesis: You must not have Kim Jong Un’s haircut or else face execution
Thesis: You must have Kim Jong Un’s haircut or else face execution
Antithesis: You must not have Kim Jong Un’s haircut or else face execution
Synthesis: Go bald
Baldies stay winning!