I would love to walk into a convention full of centrist dems where these candidates are being announced, somehow gain control of the pa system, and amidst the applause and self-congratulating rip an immense 10-15 second fart on the intercom.

So bad the the microphone has to be thrown away afterward, and democrats consider trying me for sedition.

How people can be so chronically unserious is beyond my comprehension