“Pressing the switch will make us grow decadent! We need everything to be broken to protect our souls!”
“Have you ever considered just BEING one of the people benefiting from the problems?”
“Hey, my investment will be ruined if you press the switch! How could you be so inconsiderate?”
“Didn’t you learn in middle school that one of the government’s enemies are switch-pressers? We don’t believe in switch-pressing here! Think for yourself!”
“What if…good is the real bad and bad is the real good? Don’t press the switch!”
“Wow, you want to press the switch? Get a load of mr sanctimonious over here. Who like, caaaaares man? Don’t ask why keeping the switch unpressed is so important to me though.”
“You’re just jealous the problems like me and not you! Pressing the switch is just you having sour grapes! Neener neener!”
“Pressing the switch will make us grow decadent! We need everything to be broken to protect our souls!”
“Have you ever considered just BEING one of the people benefiting from the problems?”
“Hey, my investment will be ruined if you press the switch! How could you be so inconsiderate?”
“Didn’t you learn in middle school that one of the government’s enemies are switch-pressers? We don’t believe in switch-pressing here! Think for yourself!”
“What if…good is the real bad and bad is the real good? Don’t press the switch!”
“Wow, you want to press the switch? Get a load of mr sanctimonious over here. Who like, caaaaares man? Don’t ask why keeping the switch unpressed is so important to me though.”
“You’re just jealous the problems like me and not you! Pressing the switch is just you having sour grapes! Neener neener!”