i would say im a maximum 15 minute drive away from a cow at any given time.
“My wife is in the other room.”The ones I’m seeing thru the window are moving right now so I couldn’t tell you exactly
MOOving
Nice try FBI but you will never take my cows
We have the right to graze on federal lands! We’ll take over the office! I was low on butt plugs anyway
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
idk pretty far though. probably at least 20 miles
At any given moment, I am seconds away from having a cow.
simply have a cow man.
Sad answer is that live not too far from an active abbatoir. So, unfortunately not that far away.
abbatoir
there is likely a hidden (secret cow) nearby.
there’s a cow behind you right now
no just my radiator. (small apartment)
i live atop a giant cow. her name is tortmooga. all the stars in the night sky. drops of milk strewn across the endless shadow grassland of the hereafter. revolving with boundless speed. ungulating into infinite bovinity.
I can see 3 from my loungeroom window. Little cuties.
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It depends on whether or not the rodeo is in town. For one month a year, I am 15 minutes away from many cows.
As the crow flies, or actual travel time? 'cos there’s, like, an hour difference between those.
bird based measurements
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i live 30-50 birds away from a cow. (feral birds)
'bout a half an hour.
A minute’s walk probably? Neighbor across the road’s got cows
About ten minutes
i got a cow in ma pants
