This is extremely ironic because I have never known anyone on planet Earth to eat more like absolute fucking savages than Burger Reichers. Greasy chicken wings, sloppy burgers, oily ass pizza, french fries, all eaten gleefully with their hands without a second thought. Absolutely fucking revolting.
Oh but when brown man does exactly the same thing all of a sudden it’s a problem.
Ever since I married my wife, and started noticing all the things she eats with chopsticks, I’ve come over to the side of chopsticks supremacy. 95% of food is best eaten with either chopsticks or a spoon. Our fork space in the silverware drawer at home is always full because they’re rarely ever used.
Fun fact Cheetos are actually specifically designed to be messy as fuck because Frito Lay thinks it makes you perceive them as cheesier. This is despite everyone (I know at least) finding it extremely annoying and a downside. Truly capitalist innovation
I can’t remember the name, but there’s some blaxploitation kung fu movie where the main character goes and watches a Bruce Lee movie in a hood movie theater and eats his popcorn with chopsticks. It was on Best of the Worst.
There was one time I’ve tried eating wings with chopsticks (I was having wings + some side dishes that I didn’t want to use my hand) and surprisingly it kind of works okay.
Hell, a lot of them have bones in them, they just chop right through the bones and you just put the piece in your mouth, eat the meat, and spit the bone out to grab with your chopsticks and put on a bone plate.
This is extremely ironic because I have never known anyone on planet Earth to eat more like absolute fucking savages than Burger Reichers. Greasy chicken wings, sloppy burgers, oily ass pizza, french fries, all eaten gleefully with their hands without a second thought. Absolutely fucking revolting.
Oh but when brown man does exactly the same thing all of a sudden it’s a problem.
This just in: hot wings must be eaten with two sets of chopsticks.
I will say eating popcorn with chopsticks is a game changer and I highly recommend it
Ever since I married my wife, and started noticing all the things she eats with chopsticks, I’ve come over to the side of chopsticks supremacy. 95% of food is best eaten with either chopsticks or a spoon. Our fork space in the silverware drawer at home is always full because they’re rarely ever used.
I use chopsticks whenever I’m eating spicy Cheetos. That way I don’t have spicey fingers.
Fun fact Cheetos are actually specifically designed to be messy as fuck because Frito Lay thinks it makes you perceive them as cheesier. This is despite everyone (I know at least) finding it extremely annoying and a downside. Truly capitalist innovation
That doesn’t surprise me at all. The “dangerously cheesy” marketing campaign was probably related to that too.
I eat popcorn with a spoon.
I can’t remember the name, but there’s some blaxploitation kung fu movie where the main character goes and watches a Bruce Lee movie in a hood movie theater and eats his popcorn with chopsticks. It was on Best of the Worst.
The Last Dragon (and it was actually a Re:View with Macaulay Culkin).
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
that better be a disability aid, otherwise kill it with fire
There was one time I’ve tried eating wings with chopsticks (I was having wings + some side dishes that I didn’t want to use my hand) and surprisingly it kind of works okay.
It’s not too bad for sure. I eat wings at my local Vietnamese place a lot, and I usually use one hand plus chopsticks for them.
Isn’t that basically a lot of Chinese chicken dishes? Boneless chicken drenched in sauce that you eat with chopsticks.
Hell, a lot of them have bones in them, they just chop right through the bones and you just put the piece in your mouth, eat the meat, and spit the bone out to grab with your chopsticks and put on a bone plate.