Why do we give the president unilateral military power?

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Why is it that the US can bomb a school full of children in Iran, but we can’t watch porn?

Why is horrifically evil violence okay, but sex isn’t?

Thanks for tempering my cynicism with facts and logic, but I’m still angry for some reason.

Friendly reminder that the AI is built and controlled by billionaires who are the ones using it to kill us.

buys entire social media platform

directs developers to boost his posts

exclusively posts deliberately manipulating and inflammatory content

“Don’t read so much in to it!” 🤡

I love how the republican Jesus is okay with blowing up schools and hospitals and parents fishing parts of their children out of rubble, but somehow it’s their religion that’s misguided.

About $31 million each, or $65 million adjusted for inflation.

Although, we don’t make them anymore and the replacement F-15EX models are closer to $95 million.

Don’t worry, this is an ordained holy war, so Jesus will protect those ships.

Jesus, take the wheel!

Could we get Jesus on CNN to tell us the plan? Because no one else seems to have one.

If the plan is Armageddon, why not just launch all the nukes instead of spending all that money on intercontinental B-2 raids?

Is bombing cafes and elementary schools part of Jesus’ plan? Did he finally get over all that faggy do unto others bullshit?

Was Jesus flying those three F15s that got shot down by friendly AA?

Does Gods Divine Plan include the whole weird part where Trump rapes everything under age 18 that moves?

Isn’t it kind of weird that the Secretary of Defense forms his theater-wide strategic disposition by personally communing with Jesus?

IS THAT WEIRD? THAT SEEMS KIND OF SUPER FUCKING WEIRD TO ME

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Jokes on you, I’m already in heaven when I fuck my unmarried dog’s sweet sweet puppy pussy.

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Certainly not, but in the USA I find that group tends to truly believe it more than others.

I have a theory I call “televangelist syndrome” where someone tells a lie that makes them so successful that they begin to believe it themselves, and it becomes integrated into their personality; the lie becomes part of them because they’ve so adapted to it that to believe or do otherwise becomes impossible.

It does not benefit the actor or the audience to dismantle the performance and expose it for what it really is. But, when that performance is for politics and religion, that is when this form of untruth creates mass surreal insanity like we’re seeing now.

For instance: when some rich white asshole tells us to die in a war with Iran so God can bring about the apocalypse. Fucking. Bonkers.

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Microslop is rabidly, desperately, sprinting-on-fire towards a closed mobile-style system paradigm, frothing at the mouth and glowing radioactive iridescent green with envy at Apple and Google’s silicon to application device and software ecosystem control. They want you to purchase the edge tensor hardware they need to run and train the LLMs and machine learning algorithms that will be used to analyze everything you do on your computer, perform deep learning recognition on every photo, video, and file on your hard drive, and securely export that model to themselves, advertisers, and the government at a premium, paid for by our tax dollars.

They’re burning down their own company to do it, that’s how bad they want it.

How convenient that [unpopular war] is sanctioned by God.

It really seems to me that when rich white men say something is because God wants it, it’s really because THEY want it. Calling your actions ordained by God is an extreme megalomaniacal projection.

I can’t believe people fall for this shit.

Call me when you have an electable leftist candidate. I would certainly vote for them. Until then, I’d like to get these abject MAGA lunatics out of office at the earliest possible convenience please.

What the hell else are we supposed to do? Do you think America will suddenly elect a third party candidate or nominate a real leftist/socialist/anti-genocide candidate after DECADES of failing to do so? At least the requirement of a lie creates some semblance of accountability. The Republican Party now does it openly and gleefully as a matter of course, at an order of magnitude greater in intensity.

I will take the giant douche over the shit sandwich any day man. We don’t have to eat the giant douche! Using the giant douche is manageable over time, but eating a shit sandwich is non-negotiable, I will not do it. It’s so fucking gross. Conservatives are so angry all the time because they eat nothing but shit sandwiches every day on Fox News.

I don’t think the Biden or a Harris administration would have started a war with Iran while brazenly sidestepping congress. And, they would at least offer restraint while meeting prior commitments to Israel even as it pushed genocide in Gaza, instead of wholehearted enthusiastic wanton destruction. And they certainly wouldn’t release an AI video of Gaza turned into some kind of horrific twisted kafkaesque graveyard rivera of the Middle East.

Their ICE detention centers would have a standard of care, face scrutiny when they didn’t, and function more like a part of a real immigration control system instead of concentration camps for protesters and brown people. They wouldn’t arrest American citizens for simply protesting, and they certainly wouldn’t have presided over a DHS that executes citizens in the street.

They wouldn’t hawk cheap merch from the White House or tear down the east wing for a self-serving passion project that will never be built because it’s actually just to embezzle from the taxpayers.

And here is perhaps the most important thing: they would make sense when they spoke, and attempt to inspire the things that make Americans good, instead of raving like senile narcissistic lunatics taking out their man-child shortcomings on the world.

The list of things that a real Democratic administration would NOT do compared to this sham regime of an autocratic wannabe dictator is endless, and by the end of this four years you’ll be begging for a return to the status quo. These people are insane and they are running the most power government with the most powerful military on earth. I’m convinced that the “both sides” crowd are simply conservative operatives vying to push blue votes to a third party, or to discourage voting for Democrats at all. Even if they aren’t, it’s the same effect.

Nobody likes the two party system, but this harmful lie that both parties are the same has got to go. They are not the same. One is better, even if it has support Israel to keep the Jewish vote and win elections. We will certainly not be dismantling the two party system or saving Gaza under a republican administration.

Vote red, third party, or abstain at our shared peril.

The law does not require photo ID uploads or facial recognition, with users instead simply self-reporting their age, setting AB 1043 apart from similar laws passed in Texas and Utah that require “commercially reasonable” verification methods, such as government-issued ID checks.

What even is the point of this then? To make shitty parents feel better?