IM FUCKING DYING

No, Jeremy’s left!

Everything’s computer

Ackshually plants are coal. Oil is plankton and algae.

All images will be AI in a few years

The 67 Skibidi Toilet generation. They think they invented “random” humor, but they just renamed it brain rot. Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m would like a word.

I hardly know ‘er

“Worse” means better. It’s Gen Alpha slang. It’s like sick, bad, nasty, gnarly, phat, etc

That’s from their album Sports! It has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.

If it oscillates that fast, it might not feel very different from a normal shower

Zoinks!

Libertarians believe that all laws (or the existence of society in general, really) are, at their core, the threat of violence from the state. I don’t trust people who believe that everyone would be raping and pillaging were it not for the state or an imaginary god threatening punishment.

This is might makes right. Literally what the Trump administration is saying about Greenland right now.

Oh shit! Autocorrect

It’s funny that it still kind of made sense

I was told once that very obese people sometimes have trouble wiping thoroughly without getting it on their hands. If this happens to a person who also doesn’t care about the next visitor, they might just wipe their hand on the wall out of convenience and/or frustration. This explains the shit you sometimes find smeared on the walls in public stalls.

Copper ore?

They warned us it wasn’t funny

And wage slaves hate it when Tik Tokkers recycle their appliances.

Have you ever played The Last of Us Part II? It’s my favorite game ever story-wise, and up there gameplay-wise too.