Elmo calls it like it is

The little prince

In my opinion you should get a used steel frame road bike in good condition that’s reasonably sized for you, and then take it to a bike shop to get it tuned up and to get a bike fit done. Once you have a season or two of riding under your belt then you could consider something newer and fancier and lighter.

The same rules apply about over training, ease into it, it will take time for your joints/ligaments/butt to adjust and there is no substitute for time in the saddle.

Don’t worry, that plane was taking them away from Epstein’s island

Antibiotics are woke… and uh… trans! /s

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Good call on the gloves, I took that same downhill header and broke both my hands, a bunch of fingers, and lost a lot of skin. Highly recommend motorcycle gloves if you’re planning to go fast

Beans, canned, hot

A gar? Am I to accept, as God’s own truth, that the river’s very own toothy and primordial brute was the one who took loaf into hand and licked this bread?

*Mister USA

This is the way

McDonalds hamburders

No time to explain, get in the eBussy