This should be in be wholesome, not shitpost

Akira is the first anime I’ve seen in this thread. I’ve seen it dozens of times myself; sticking to just anime I could add Ghost in the Shell, Perfect Blue, and Princess Mononoke.

I would legit buy that brick-o’-cheese right now if I could find it in a store

Rifle looks like a Galil, so she’s probably got some relation to the Israeli military.

I probably just caused you to have more questions…

My dad drove a 5-Speed Metro that he bought brand new until it couldn’t be rebuilt anymore. I think it had over 300k on the odometer.

That thing was awesome, 50 mpg in the 90’s was insane

Pull an anime move & call it “WAFFIE HOUSE”

I’d have to move to Venus for my sleep schedule to regulate…

Charging cable. It’s definitely some 3rd party thing, but again, no clue where I got it

True, but I bet there will be a very small amount of people who have the Machine & not the controller, considering that it’s more console than PC.

Flashes financial records

Priorities…

Giving yourself a pep talk in the car before even heading into the store, taking a few deep breaths, and clenching with everything you have while trying to look like you’re walking casually.

Been there…

I’m intrigued by the “USB WEIRD” label.

I have a USB->GBA SP cable that I have no idea where it came from. It probably came out of that box.

I think the bigger issue would still be supply. If they sell out of controllers from people buying them for their Deck/PC, they may not have enough for the Machines, delaying them further.

I remember when I dumped my Tandy CoCo 3… Learned BASIC from analyzing code I typed by hand from magazines. Had a C64 & an Atari SE as well, but used the CoCo the most.

It’s a generational thing.

Whiskey -> Vodka -> Edibles

Americans: “This medicine costs more than my paycheck… I bet Jack Daniel’s will work just fine!”

It’s giving “Mysteriously fell from Putin’s window” vibes.

Scientists: “No, this isn’t The Torment Nexus, this is ‘The Nexus of Torment’! It’s totally different!”

Transistor is way more tactical.

If you wished you could customize your boons in Hades to a specific style without having to deal with randomness, Transistor is the game for you!

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