This my ship

The best part of this photo is the pinky ring. My guy went full mafioso and embraced family tradition. He’s earned all his cannoli so far.

and I’ll still be here wondering why the fuck people continue to shoot vertical

They are going to ban themselves as protest for banning them…?

Oh look an ad

Use a daily circular habit tracker

Same thing with YouTube. I wish I could vent to the people responsible for putting rubbish in front of me. They deserve to hear my opinion as much as they think they have the right to serve me that ad.

This has been another item added to my “if I had a 3d printer…” list

Has a very Tiger hand held vibe

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My cover is now loose and the plastic clip part has worn down

😢

Do they have a No Homers sign too?

Please fuck off Miami and Las Vegas from the calendar. Thanks.

None that come close to Craig’s. Watching it every night was a fuck you to everything else on television at the time and it killed every minute it was on, even when there was dead air and awkward pauses. That man is a saint.

Mlem also allows blocking of keywords

Yeah what’s up with that. It’s like trying to squeeze blood from a rock getting small bars to lather let alone fuse with any new bar.

The Tim Apple doesn’t fall far from the golden goose.

Lawyers in the case have proposed scheduling a Feb. 14 court hearing in Oakland to review the terms. If the settlement is approved, tens of millions of consumers who owned iPhones and other Apple devices from Sept. 17, 2014, through the end of last year could file claims. Each consumer could receive up to $20 per Siri-equipped device covered by the settlement, although the payment could be reduced or increased, depending on the volume of claims. Only 3% to 5% of eligible consumers are expected to file claims, according to estimates in court documents.

A bit too much excitement for this sub but at the risk of this I can recommend taking some old underwear elastic and sewing it to the slippers as a heel loop, that way they do less slipping.