This is the life I want for myself.

…Yeah, you got me.

Fuck lawns. Like, with an unpleasant thing. Idk, a jagged rock or something.

Damn.

Yeah. I wish we could get these kinda numbers on a more targeted kinda thing, rather than just “orange man bad,” but I guess I’ll take what we can get lol

Every year my fiance go down to the pond down the road and make friends with the Canadian geese. Everyone here seems to hate them, but they’re lovely when you are kind to them. I don’t know much about swans. They’re definitely bigger and more robust, so I’m sure they could hurt someone real bad. But I don’t actively try to engage wildlife in combat, so I feel like I’d be ok around them.

It’s even more outrageous that we have Nazis in government.

I was in the Bahamas and witnessed him being with you.

“…this technology suffers from extremely high latency.”

I’ll never see my lizards the same again.

What in the actual hell is a “Predictive” odometer?

I used Linux for many years from 2005 to probably 2013 or so, and I liked it. I decided to go back a couple of years ago, and now I love it.

That would sound like an absurdist joke if you were talking about anyone else.

Can’t even put it into simplest form.

Maybe if her threat was directed towards the minimum wage worker, they’ll let her go then.

I’m astounded at how much is available on the internet at no/little cost. Think how valuable our data must be for them to continue providing it.

I’m sure they’re going to arrest someone for this. Who knows who, but someone.

They’re offering a 10k bounty for anyone with good intel. But I’m pretty sure nobody saw anything.

I don’t think anybody deserves such a fate, but it does seem he was asking for it at least a little.