I thought the guy in the thumbnail was wearing really short shorts

There was never any hope to retire

Lucky! I got chronic nerve pain at 40. Good excuse to smoke pot, tho

Is that one in the picture right next to a school? God imagine how republican those idiotic kids are going to grow up to be.

“Ow my chest”

“Don’t call an ambulance”

And shit himself and lie

All I ever hear is “oh the poor teachers” when they get paid more than me, get way better benefits, and get away more time off. Fuck the teachers.

Brb heading to go grab some smokes

Almost all these people make more than I did in my career, they are not the poorest by a long shot

Researchers have found that clay towers built by young Amazonian cicadas protect the insects from predators and help regulate air flow during their final stage of development.

Like America for Nazis?

We have no idea if she is or isn’t standing like that

Well I’m going to let him sit on land a while to take a gill break

If I could slap a movie I downloaded into this bad boy and watch like I was in an actual theater, I’d get one. But knowing apple I’d have to rent one from their store. Fuck that

No idea, never seen her before.

I wonder what those “no contact” tribes think of the increase in moving stars

You say all this like you don’t know about mosquitos or the fact that there are probably something like 3 weeks of comfortable weather between gross humidity and dreary rain

Plus working 3 jobs to afford food and bills doesn’t leave much time or energy for nature hikes

Looks like it’s in a puddle of maple? Or is that bacon grease

So the years you have good sales did you ever pass the extra earnings on to the customer?

Edit: ****crickets ****

Wow and I thought it was bad that he killed hundreds of children to free 8 women, when in fact he only killed hundreds of children