The horsebatterystaple is no longer correct. Not after all those password leaks.

My father set my first password for me.

He cleverly intertwined my childhood nickname and the year of my birth. Except, he accidently used the wrong year. He was off by two years.

Now the hackers definitely won’t figure it out.

Couldn’t be!

Who, me!?

“Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices.” - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.

Deal, and from your screenshot, I just learned that you can track votes too!

I’m learning so much today.

Aww. I like red, but I get it.

Time to start misbehaving!

I’m using Voyager, and I thought “we have that?”

Turns out you have to turn the feature on in the settings.

Thanks for the heads-up, person who is getting tagged.

You can finally retire!.. for the next 8 minutes.

My fact of the day calendar shows a US president being held accountable for something on the sixth of January.

I don’t think this is a coincidence.

Are you folks interested in some freedom!?

Asking for your neighbors to the south.

/s, just in case it wasn’t obvious.

Oh, hey, look. It’s the men in women’s bathrooms they feared for so long.

It finally happened!

Yeah, I remember thinking “when I’m old, I’ll still be able to keep up with all the new stuff because of the internet.”

It’s true! I can do that.

I no longer care to, but I can!

We’re entertainment dragons.

We sleep upon the amassed collection of potential future fun in every unplayed game.

Once you try the game, you may realize that you don’t even like it.

Rookie move.

Willow for the NES has some songs that will still randomly take over the ol’ jukebox of the brain to this day.

I can get behind “Pay $X to remove ads” or “Pay $Y to unlock the full app.”

I even understand subscriptions for some things.

Just about everything else is avoided at all no costs.

This appears to be written in English, but I can’t make sense of it.

We must feed the backlog, always.

Number go up.