Spoiler: They stayed dreams.

Oh fuck off. You’re not the victim here.

8.1818181818181818…

It’s coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.

Are you sure it wasn’t a reptile egg?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSKBRWoGvL0

250 years vs. 319 years. Not as much of a gap as you might think.

Team orange or team green?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot slaps CaptPretentious around a bit with a large trout

I thought it was Harry.

DOS > OS/2 > FreeBSD > Debian > Gentoo > Ubuntu > Mint

It’s been toppling since George W. Bush.

Just means you get corn juice in addition to all those fruit juices.

“It could last six days, six weeks. I doubt six months.”

The same thing they do every night.

You did not want to encounter a jurassic drop bear.

Style is arbitrary. He’s stylish if enough people say he’s stylish.

Donald Trump is a very stupid man. Some of his handlers are smarter (as in, they have basic competence; none of them are particularly smart) so some of the things he does have something at least resembling a coherent strategy, but sometimes Trump acts on his own and just does things for the sake of doing them.

You can still target one entity within a common market. For instance, when Canada enacted retaliatory tariffs on the United States we targeted products that were mainly produced in red states. I doubt Trump is capable of that kind of strategy, though.

I can’t tell if that’s Barbara Streisand or Jennifer Aniston.