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  • TootSweet@lemmy.worldtoFunhole@lemmy.sdf.orgno.
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    1 day ago

    I had a dream that involved Plan 9 last night. (The operating system, that is.) I don’t remember much of it except recognizing the look of the screen someone was sharing via projector as Rio.

    I wonder what Freud would think of that dream.












  • Mom wanted me to go into music performance. I went into computer science both because “holy shit how cool is that” and to get out of music performance.

    My alma mater had three computer departments: CSC/CompSci, CIS/Computer Information Systems, and Graphic Design. I’ve never been artistic, really, so I didn’t have a lot of interest in Graphic Design. But I didn’t know the difference really between CIS and CSC going into college.

    I went to the head of the CIS department to ask about the difference and he was like “CSC is about building the plane, CIS is about flying the plane.” Misinterpreting that to mean CSC was about hardware and CIS was about software, I thought I wanted CIS. When I met with the CSC head, he met with me in a little lab in the CSC department. And on the shelves on the walls, there were robotic coin sorters and Lego robots and stuff. And that’s basically when I realized the CSC department was my people.





    • Elohim, I prayed but you still ain’t answering.

    • I said “amen” at the end and everything, but now I’m burning.

    • I asked you twice to let me out and I’m sure you heard 'em.

    • There probably is a “mysterious ways” thing going on or somethin’.

    • Sometimes I speak without contrition when I supplicate.

    • But anyways, fuck it, what’s up up there, man, how’s your begotten?

    • Lucifer’s plotting too, he’s about to send an Antichrist.

    • When she’s a ruler, guess what we’re gonna call her? We’re gonna call her “Beast”.

    • I heard about your Son too, I’m sorry.

    • Satan crucified me yesterday for fucking Lilith behind his back.

    • I know you probably hear this every day but I need a favor.

    • It really really sucks down here and I need a savior.

    • I sneaked a Bible and put the pages all over my room, man.

    • I like that shit you did to Job too, that shit was phat.

    • Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back.

    • Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan.

    • This is Stan.

    • Skin’s red hot I’m wonderin’ why.

    • I got out of heaven at all.

    • The lake of fire melts my eyeballs.

    • And I can’t see at all.

    • And even if I could it’d all be red.

    • Put your pitchfork up my ass.

    • It reminds me that OH GOD GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE PLEASE.






  • Two books I started reading knowing I’d disagree with the author:

    • Introduction to Austrian Economics. That school of economics is helpful as a model for understanding economics, though only through the lens of an idealized system. The same way that understanding how a point-like mass moves helps you understand how a canon ball moves. But then it goes on to say that your inalienable/natural right to safety in your person is basically the fundamental property right from which all of what the anarcho-capitalists call “theory” directly derives. Which makes it rather circular. “Property rights ∴ property rights.”
    • The Singularity Is Near by Ray Kurzweil. I knew my reaction to it would be visceral, but defending DRM was the last straw. I finished the Austrian Economics book. But I didn’t get a quarter of the way into the Kurzweil book before rage quitting.