Sidhean

Yellowstone can’t touch this

USA USA USA

More seriously, fucking terrifying. Things are going to get really bad :(

Oh come off it-- we’re only just now catching back up with the 18-freaking-80s? We can do better than that. Come on, I wanna see RECORD-BREAKING warming this quarter /clueless

True names being what we generally agree to call them right now is silly.

Why is latin the magic language?

Oh thats actually really funny quite ominous!

If the number African or European?

Ah, fair. I thought he gave an answer and then said “no fair”. Uh, get bullied, nerd. I suppose part of riddling is knowing when to simply fight your competition.

I just wish the comic author, who made the comic, thought about it half as much as I, a random passerby, did :)

Yeah, the bottom bit. Thats not their canary. At best, they’re hearing forest birdsong and no one is monitoring the canary. At worse, I dunno, maybe they’re hallucinating.I bring up exploding because, if all you can hear is birds in the forest, I assume someone has to watch the bird or its useless as a warning system.

The bird doesn’t fucking explode when it inhales gas. Neither the comic nor the dwarve’s cause of death changes if the canary just died in the cage.

“We’re clear on opsec”

Yeah. Like women, turtles are property /s

One of those Pawn Star shows, right?

Unless some of 'em were smarter than us or they could out-reproduce our appetite, I would reckon so.

The good end to the story is the good news(, eneryone!).

Truly, “Will It Zork” was ahead of its time

Oh goddamnit. It says (well, “says”) “If not now, then when”. Also TW hen

I don’t get it :(

“Nitch”

The power, maybe. Maybe our efforts should be collective, though; one wiki maintained by many is probably better than a lotta wikis maintained individually.

Unless you’re doing a joke, in which case haha yeah capitalists can centralize deez