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Fewer people in the world is the thing I want the most of all.

Astronomers have been telling us for a long time that humans can’t fathom the scale of the universe.

But somehow we can fathom numbers of the same orders of magnitude when we talk about earthly affairs.

If people can’t understand how far away Mars is, how can they understand human population numbers?

Drunken noodles

I didn’t rake my leaves and now have two, but my neighbors all mow their lawns and get rid of leaves

I have mine under some trees. It’s shaded in the summer and in the sun in the winter, which helps because it’s also a heat pump

Relevant Chats Song

This is how we domesticate coyotes

All those dead people in the laugh tracks are gonna make bank

Every time I read something he’s written or hear him speak I feel like I’m stupider

Of course, a nice short toot just to get their attention.

Because unlike literally everyone I encounter outside my home, I am aware that other people exist.

The person at the front of the queue at a light has a solemn duty to pay attention and move as soon as possible .

I take this very seriously, but as with everything humans let me down constantly.

Vietnam also halted the expansion of McDonald’s because local street food is cheaper and better.

And that mentality is what gets them elected so they can do things.

• Sasquatch - a senior developer, broken by society, wandering naked through the forest to feel true freedom just once before he dies of exposure

If I could live in no country I’d be so happy. But the only place to do that is a desert in Africa and my natural habitat is temperate forests.

So I guess Canada.

Unless you’re mediocre at it and have adhd and then it’s just easier to always tell the truth so you don’t have to forget about something.

Sometimes my kitty and me would watch hummingbirds flit around while classic cars drove by.

Sometimes we’d cuddle together in a bedroom cold enough to see our breath.

I didn’t have enough money to eat a lot, and I can’t lie that nicotine and THC helped a lot, but it really felt like paradise.

I’ve lived alone for weeks at a time. Just me and my kitty. I worked remotely but didn’t have many meetings.

I’d wake up to no alarm. I’d make some coffee and have a smoke on my porch in the sun. Sometimes a tractor would drive by.

I would have some meetings but nothing too stressful. Then I’d reheat some leftovers and mow the lawn or paint a room or clear some brush.

Then I’d shower and go to sleep when I was tired.

I really miss it. Even the people I love are a ton of work.

I’ve gotten a couple to get close enough to see.

I guess that’s evolution. Serves them right for trusting a human.