This is only the second warship sunk by a nuke sub (HMS Conqueror) and the first warship the US has sunk with a sub since 1945. We won’t talk about the Russian cargo ship that “exploded” in 2024.

In the frame of war, this is big. In the frame of history this is huge. The lack of coverage and the apathy to it is ridiculous. This has never happened in our lifetime, well unless you are 80, so we have that going for us…at least its new lol.

“Can’t talk now, AIPAC just cut me a check and I need to deposit it.” - Chuck

They smuggle it around the US in those damn jackets.

“Drug boats sunk off Cuban coast delivering Krocodil laced Fentanyl manufactured by Claudia Sheinbaum in her state owned factories in Columbia.” NYT Article from March 2026

Holy shit my brain is broken…I read the title as “Navalny Poisoned With ‘Dog Fart’ Toxin, Europeans Say”

Uppers are expensive

Everything is money sitting on the table, you just have to fuck enough people over to get it and then you can die on a big pile of cash.

Lol lovely just lovely such a beautiful experience. Excuse me I am going to go take a shit it this yard.

Dude, Bad Bunny is rocking the Super Bowl halftime show, what the fuck else do you want?

Another day another outrage, no one gives a fuck. We are beyond cooked. Hem & haw and then do nothing 2026.

In my head world where I am super cool because I am immune to cancer and can still smoke unfiltered Pall Malls and the ladies love me The Bern won in 16 and we have flying cars now.

If you are a US citizen traveling anywhere outside of the US you should take a burner phone. If you are not a US citizen and are planning to come to the US for any reason you are fucking stupid and at the very least you should carry a burner phone. Best you get your will and other legal documents in order as well.

Did you vote McConaughey for El Presidente? Be a lot cooler of you did, alright alright alright.

“After a thorough 12-hour investigation, we have concluded Good fired 3 shots into her own face, committing suicide after being apprehended for committing violent protests and shooting 44 ICE agents”

Yes, for we will see no Calibri for those deranged woke liberals destroying America with diversity, equity, and the vilest of them all, inclusion. Instead we will force them to use the bedrock of our conservative type, New Times Roman, a most stately and pious typeface for all of our most treasonous correspon…cough excuse me…our most official certainly not treasonous at all correspondences. Truly this is a most auspicious day for America and a bellwether resolution for our continued cocksuckory.

“I dont agree with them, I just like listening to them talk about white power fucking kids.” - Jared Polis

These fucking welfare queen farmers are destroying America!

Get some Bernie!