They’re directed at all brown people

I will be happy to contribute to a group effort to create a calendar of holidays, if anyone else wants in

I asked ChatGPT how Sam Altman would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT:

Sam Altman would’ve taken care of his baby the same way the rest of us did before his chatbot existed—by learning, asking, fumbling, caring, and figuring it out like a goddamn human.

Altman’s quote—“I don’t know how I would’ve done that”—feels less like a reflection on parenthood and more like an unintentional glimpse into the kind of disconnection that can happen when you believe your product is the answer to everything.

Of course, he’s not wrong that AI can be useful. But if your first thought when your newborn won’t sleep is to consult ChatGPT, that says more about your priorities than it does about parenthood.

Aww. I was totally hoping this was a .ics of Cthulhu-related holidays

I can’t say I take issue with the idea of bringing technology innovators into the military in order to do technology innovation. These are not the assholes I would’ve chosen.

I’m somewhat in agreement I think. Is it really me talking to ChatGPT about the Holographic Theory in quantum mechanics, and why the Mac version of Brother’s P-Touch software is such trash, that are destroying the environment? Or is it the soulless corporate CEOs laying off thousands of customer service reps in order to replace them with AI bots, that are really consuming all the energy? Not to mention all the lives they have directly and more immediately destroyed with their decisions.

And its related sub-idea: Making Ted Cruz look like the idiot that he is.

I….is the joke that snail is slow to respond? 😬

What evidence of concrete benefits of enduring these processes every day have you noticed?

It’s one of those things like hatred of healthcare CEOs, where even maga people can see that they are getting screwed, and that this is not the way things should be.

Thanks. My phobia is now extra horrible.

That’s a worthy debate. They are also good, and each in their own way, and I am very happy to enjoy both.

They’re large enough to handle it

Forgot about this. Empire soda from Bristol, RI is the bomb.

I’m hearing that we clearly need to arm everyone over the age of 11 with personal carry, guided surface-to-air missiles. It’s the only logical conclusion.

Temptations, Ghorman-style, I’m thinking.

Hell yeah you did!

20% you say?

I followed this branch of the rabbit hole. Goddamn you for bringing another contradiction into play in my brain!

La Tourangelle Extra Virgin Olive Oil. It’s my favorite.

Pasta made in Italy. (A recent ex-girlfriend converted me)

If you absolutely positively have to have a bottle of soda, then probably go with the Mexican Coke over anything made in America.