Just like your coworker needs time away from his wife amirite

sad dog.

Pink Panther: am I a joke to you?

Mfw

Nemas problemas

What about that time he said he was attacked and mauled by a demon in his bed?

If I believed myself to have been attacked by an actual demon I would no longer live the life Tucker does. I wouldn’t be spending time with Ted Cruz, of all the fucking people on this earth, talking about Iran.

edit: link

That’s some funny shit

They’re pro forced birth.

You could always burp it a little but shouldn’t have to afaik

Atomic Shrimp is my favorite YouTube channel.

Seemingly it’s danish!

Ok.

That’s ok. It’s not for everyone, even Nothing knows that. It was nice for me, but I didn’t choose to buy a new one because I wanted something that could stand a bit more abuse.

I had a Phone (2a), I actually liked it for what it is. It’s a gimmick, but a useful one in my life. I switched because of my own irresponsibility. I.e. I used it in environments it wasn’t meant to be in.

I’ve used it to figure out a button on a vintage calculator which had multiple humans give up assuming it’s broken. Neither I, nor the AI knew what it was for but I could use it as a very willing conversation partner that didn’t grow tired of trying new things.

I’ve had it help me come up with an effective deep fry batter that fit my exact needs and gave a perfect result.

It’s usefulness is limited in many respects but if you have a rough idea of what you’re talking about it will (mostly) be helpful. Until it forgets things.

Wonder if it jiggles

Nor rain for that matter. Needed for all those 🌻

ThiccDomAss

There’s no Ukraine without I!

I personally stand with my legs but ok