Maybe they’re just enthusiastic about the seminal Peter Gabriel album.

Dunno. I feel like if you’ve used an image from a reputable source under the proviso that you’re licensed for it, and it turns out you’re not… you may be able to blame Unsplash etc. and just swap the image out.

I remember they were graded in colours. I read them so much they ran out of colours to give me.

Unsplash, Freepik, Pexels, and countless other sites exist where you can get free images with clear licensing.

Tyres and tarmac!

I’m not trying to psychoanalyse myself. I’m saying that I don’t think “not wanting to die” is grounds to get therapy. Quite the opposite, in fact.

…No

I think the problem is too many people only know how to JavaScript

…No?

You can, and the save file recognises that you’ve “Beaten The Game”; but when you start it up, it reverts back to just before the final battle.

It uses a pretty nasty slur, true, but in the context of some ignorant jerk who thinks he’s better than everyone. I don’t believe Knopfler is a homophobe.

Oh I see - I don’t know why, but I assumed this was a new game.

Oh no, we’re getting to the point where PS2-era visuals are considered low-poly??

I refuse to believe that frangible is a word. Sounds like something from a Roald Dahl book

So that’s where all the Ambrosia’s going

jingle jingaling

This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0ofuXYkYi0

This is true! If you don’t have a frame of reference for what is “good” (or what everyone else considers “good”) then who the heck cares, play what you want

Lode Runner (NES) might be okay. Not multiplayer, but it’s got nice low-stakes puzzling gameplay.

Edutainment games are a bit few and far between on consoles - Donkey Kong Jr. Math springs to mind, but it’s remarkably dry for a Nintendo game.

The 2600 version is considered extremely bad. (It’s not that bad but it’s also not arcade-accurate)

There’s a SNES version of Ms. Pac-Man which is extremely good, though.

Ah yes, Heart of Lämpian, my favourite Mothrillion song