I would have gone with the long con. Keep adding a few slices to his loaf every day or two. Make him wonder why he has perpetual bread over the course of a few weeks.

They’re gunna need a bigger boat.

The amount of people making excuses for Nazis in this thread, is disgusting. Get fucked Nazi sympathizers. 🖕

I know it is, technically. I just never group Imgur into social media. Its always been just an image host in my mind.

We are Sausage. Resistance is futile.

“Well that’s just bullshit.” -7 year old xTechDeath

Amen!

Wobbly sausage!

The sword remains stationary in the air while the entire world spins around it.

Yoink!

God damn lizard people.

Dangit now I cant unsee it.

TIL the proper monikers for different kinds of Kiwi!

Volvo?

Really young and aware enough to GTFO. This persons going places…

You should use a randomizer to chose from a folder, which picture to use. It would really add to the drama of those mid day meetings.

When in doubt about your humor, add a funny face. (this is partially in jest. I always found this author just mildly entertaining.)
edit- it also never sat right with me about the name choice. Draw-TISM and then add the derpy faces. IDK maybe its just me.

Ok, but how about 65inches of mac and cheese?
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(this is a real thing apparently.)

Fire resist + Self immolate = Hugs of Death!

Are these AI? I only ask because there is no artist credit and this and the snail one both have a very uniform style. I hope not, I do like them and would like to share.