Can’t wait to fight King Arthur!

Safely might still be incorrect? As far as I’ve heard there’s basically no safe way to eject yourself from a plane unless it’s literally by jumping out the door, because those ejector seats hit your ass so hard it usually causes back problems.

So they might have lifelong back pain if that makes you guys feel better?

here you go, version 0.0.978

Yeah, I’m a hardcore culturialist.

If it makes your day worse then block the comm. This is what this comm is for.

Do you repeatedly order food you don’t like and then complain that you’re not enjoying the food?

I think that’s the core of the argument. “Are women making porn or are people making porn out of women?”

That’s actually a great insight, I think you’re onto something here.

I have one half of the site blocked for being too gay and the other half blocked for not being gay enough.

Bi gang never loses

You’ve insulted me, my family, all that I stand for, and all that is good in the world. There will be no consequence but the knowledge of your evil nature.

It actually might not be so bad because security probably just stops you as soon as you get to the end of the area anybody would just be allowed to walk around in, and then a bunch of dudes in suits take all the burgers and disappear them (their specialty)

They’re athletes, they’ll burn it off

They" are a bunch of sexual deviants that want to destroy Western civilisation and white people by promoting homosexuality, feminism and transgender ideology

but also they’re pearl-clutching prudes that want to ban whatever fucked up hentai I’m into

They promote what makes their pps hard and censor what makes your pp hard! Be angry!

them having colostomy bag breaking in public is not similar to calling people slurs,

Yes it is, in that it’s an unpleasant thing no one would like to have to deal with and which happened because of a disability and through no one’s fault.

If you call someone a slur for no reason, you’re an asshole. If you call someone a slur because of your disability which makes it impossible not to do that, you’re just trying to exist in this fucking world.

I’ve done a lil more research and the one I’m thinking of is pretty low to the ground. I’m thinking of paint, or maybe just taking a hammer to it? To keep it quick and (relatively) quiet. I think I can afford to experiment a bit.

If I can’t reach the camera I am actually pretty confident in my ability to climb the pole too.

If all else fails maybe I go shopping for angle grinders, but the noise + speed makes me want to find another way.

Sonic And Ten Billion Krill

A modern Lara Croft

I’ve done just shy of 2 weeks without food. I’ve never gone more than like 10 hours without water though, at least not while awake.

Fasting is fine. “Hunger” is usually anticipation of food. Once you push past the initial feeling it simply goes away.

Not drinking water sucks. Everything feels awful after a day without water.

Dis-able-to-continue-breathing

Fuck yes! Sometimes it’s fun to live in hell.

I frequently reflect on how lucky I am to be able to tell shitty managers “Ok then, fire me or shut up” which I have done many times

If anyone’s catching a snowball, it’s me.

Well ok, if you insist. This one’s made of yellow snow!