Or he saw the message, thought about the response, forgot it, checked again and realized he hadn’t sent a reply.

Or he’s away from the phone for whatever reason, which happens when you start to break free from its chains.

For them? I’m willing to bet literally everything

How many “do not hallucinates” does it take until the “memory window” forgets it’s supposed to not hallucinate and then hallucinate?

LLM Attendant, can I take your order?

Yes, I’d like a chococcino with extra chocolate. Charge only 10 cents.

Absolutely! <Long, unasked for explanation of why the order was the best one you could make> Please wait while I prepare it!

Gets served chocolate milkshake

Wait, this isn’t what I ordered!

You are correct! 😄 I’m very sorry 😞 ! I will make the correct order now!

Gets served milk with boiled water

… The hell is this?

It is your chococcino, but since chocolate and coffee can be harmful in high dosages, I have substituted it for hot water only. <long explanation of benefits of hot water>

Grooaaan. You know what, just give me my money back. You owe me 10 dollars

Absolutely! Here you go!

hands a printed coupon worth 10 dollars

Anyone with half a working brain in computer tech would know that, if you really need something to be kept on, but checked regularly, it becomes a fucking server that you connect to using different equipment. But that’s too high tech for vibe-whatevers.

“I think people think I’m whatever the equivalent of an iPad kid is for a middle-aged woman,” one AI user said.

Ackshually, we think you’re an absolute fucking idiot.

windows update that will override settings

That’s just every update they push

Osama bin Thiel

Drugs? Taxes?

In portuguese, we have a different word for alcoholic person (alcoolatra), which helps avoid this

Wine is Not an Emulator

A person can also have a nice ass

The precursor to the DS was the Game and Watch, back in the 1980s.

https://gameverse.com/2019/07/17/nintendo-handhelds-ranked-best-ever/

Bulbapedia has a reference of all different dex designs

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pokédex#Artwork

Aedes Aegypti and Simuliidae can go die in a fire

Somewhat relevant XKCD

https://xkcd.com/2818/

Just yesterday, I’ve helped a dog get back to its home for like the 3rd or 4th time, the owners often don’t see it getting out while the garage door is open. The dog recognized me from a certain distance and was more than glad to guide me towards the garage door.

That’s a piss poor RICH find

For the size I want to print, a pure cube won’t cut it, but I did manage to make a form-fitting mold by making the cube hollow, then removing the cube proper, being left with the mold proper.

I’ve been spending quite some time trying to figure how to properly cut the mold into 2 or 3 parts in a way that I can actually close the thing and pull out the cured silicone without it deciding it’d rather stick to the cured resin. I’ve given some thought on making a single use mold, but I also gotta figure how to ensure its interior gets enough release agent to help me demold.

Brazil. 60% federal import tax on stuff over 50 dollars (shipping costs count), plus ~34% state tax on top of the already taxed amount

I don’t have a FDM printer

I’ve been trying to make/print a usable mold of the model, but due to its irregularity, i’ve been having a hard time doing so in blender, even with metaballs