I think it would have worked better if her name was Barbara.

He’s a Nazi. He has thought of a more Final Solution to the Poverty Problem.

Mushroom cloud is just estrogen and glitter

🎵 Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase! 🎵

The Father, The Sun, and The Holy Sprite

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I feel like Assassin’s Creed: Shadows took a bit too many liberties with Yasuke, but then again it’s fiction and Ubisoft, so I shouldn’t be too surprised.

I would imagine drone technology here would reduce the tediousness of this particular activity. Fly above and take recordings of the beach, using software to map the maximum reach of the waves.

At least that tiny little piece holding everything up is still all the open source code maintained by community volunteers.

I really hope Usha has a lot of dirt on him.

makes biiirrrrrooooooooo power down noise

Lesbians got flaps o’meat

I knew those 3D Doritos were suspect.

Mid-conversation comes around and a wheel of cheese is pulled out to be eaten whole to restore health to maximum.

Ethiopians were probably smh my head when the Great Schism occurred.

I don’t think there can be another Joker as good as he was.

If you have an instant pot or pressure cooker to cook rice, I find that adding a small handful of cumin seeds (specifically, not the powder) into the rice adds a huge amount of flavor to plain rice compared to the effort involved in doing so.

Screen also has pretty poor responsiveness. Have to tap at it a few times to get it to register your input.

HELL YEAH BROTHER

Gold Bond blue powder directly to the balls.