Honestly, that’s a big nope.

Their religion seems boring as fuck

Nope. Not that one.

Lady Morella’s voice because of the irony

But which Majell Barret voice?

Agreed.

You’ll notice I didn’t say ‘good’ food. just… recognizable as food. usually.

how long does it take for sunspot gorilla splooge to reach earth?

Probably a good thing that’s not it, though.

Think that extruded think is a sheet of rubber gasket material.

Could be wrong.

Probably just as chewy, though

Say what you want about Sysco, Their food is still recognizably food most days and still recognizably edible on bad ones.

This? Is that shoe leather next to a rubber gasket?

If you’re mad enough you can just punt them. Birds-including swans- are pretty easy to hurt.

Can they hurt humans? Sure. Would they win a fight if we took the gloves off? No.

(Just leave them alone, and we can all be cool- us over here and them over there.)

Definitely swan propaganda

Pretty sure it was frog eggs, actually.

Because they do higher the dumbest fucks.

Smart people tend to realize corruption is bad.

The officer told fellow police who arrived on the scene that he attended the students’ immigration rights protest with the intent of acting as an agent provocateur, according to a news report.

Dusten Mullen, a sergeant with the Phoenix Police Department, has been suspended with pay pending an internal review of his conduct at a protest at Hamilton High School in Chandler, Arizona, on January 30, according to Phoenix Police Chief Matthew Giordano.

So he picked a fight with a teenage girl, she gets arrested and he gets a paid vacation?

He doesn’t get the same charges?!

“In the future, please ensure it has a flared base. Also here is a further list of guidelines, for your sexual safety. Excuse me while I purge my memory banks, ensign.”

(Oh you thought it was paris that got laid?)

“She said it operates at a Tera-Kepler-plank frequencies! It sounded fast, and it was!”

“…but…?”

“Well, it was her massager.”

“….”

“Seriously, doc. Can you get this thing out of me?”

says the guy who sells his vote for yacht vacations

maybe the babes have a thingy that goes fast.

“But captain, Scotty has a copy of you stored, too…”

I’m obligated to point out that torties are in fact better.

Remember? they still make it.

Didn’t she kick his ass in that phaser range game they sometimes play?