Hey wait, how do I join?

Maybe they’re a switch

Wow that was a much deeper dive than I expected, very interesting!

Thank you for connecting my house to the electrical grid

Can I schedule an appointment online?

Oh, thank goodness!

Behold: a snake with 1 braincell!

Cute kid! Is he adopted or is that your biological son?

Nice Floorplan. Roomy

Hungry after work? Too tired to make anything? Try 14 beers for dinner! You surely will not regret 14 beers for dinner

Damn that’s a sick uniform, I wish my job was this cool

Not all heros wear capes

Eggstraordinary

It’s embroidered right onto the shirt, I could definitely cut it out as a patch though if the shirt wears out

Yea, force the bastard to pay full price!

Trashmen die at a higher rate than police

Be the change you want to see in the world

It’s just a down-on-it’s-luck square

So true 👌

Nice (gr)ass