It’s very short and perpendicular to the skin. It feels like velvet.

Alcohol availability and a series of fun activities that would accommodate chilling with friends or opportunities to meet and mingle.

Better than almost every other option.

That’s a hooded rat. Can’t tell what type because it’s all squished into a cone.

I thought Pushing Tin was the aircraft controllers movie.

Olive.

Why did God even give me eyes?

Everything past the Ohio Valley was considered the west.

It was the west before the entire Continent was explored. For you youngsters there was a time when they didn’t know where the other side of the landmass was.

Christ I’m old enough to have received the Canter and Siegal green card lottery email.

Well it is during a midlife crisis.

I have done all of these. None of them were a midlife crisis - that was straight fucking.

She was never quiet about this.

Methane flavored.

I can appreciate that. But a 60 Minutes segment is about a four minute read.

So I should start an OnlyFans? You could watch me garden, read, and yell at the TV during hockey games. And occasionally fix stuff.

I think I have finally found a generation gap that I think is real; old people like me would rather read than watch. A lot of my students would rather watch than read.

People who post articles provide a summary of the article. So maybe you should post a video summarizing the video you think we should watch?

Why post a 14 minute video for what is probably a 3 minute read?