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Naps > Work

I looked it up in the App store out of curiosity and holy crap that app almost as bad as TikTok for privacy. Though I suppose people jumping ship from TikTok aren’t too concerned about data privacy or else they wouldn’t have been using TikTok in the first place.

Historically speaking, it’s actually the emus you gotta worry about.

Yes, now if you’ll look over here, these are my commemorative groceries.

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On second thought, forget the bike, I’ll just eat some pizza.

Reminds me of that old single-serving parody website Zombo.

“Welcome to Zombo!”

“The infinite is possible at Zombo-com!”

“Anything at all.”

“The only limit is yourself.”

I gotta be honest, that’s a pretty sad Thanksgiving spread. I get it, not everyone’s a great cook and/or has the desire to toil over an elaborate meal, but homemade mac and cheese is not that hard and totally worth it.