My Siamese Mama Bear always wanted me to give her a really rough, all-over rubbing. She could take as much as I wanted to give. I always surrendered before she did.

“Next week, on House…”

We’ve got a business model that didn’t even exist 25 years ago, and we’re making insane money!

How can we fuck it up?

Right, every single woman on the planet has had multiple uncomfortable, or even dangerous or violent, interactions with men, but people in this thread are pretending that it’s outrageous that someone is acknowledging that very obvious and well-known fact.

I’m a man, and I don’t blame women at all for avoiding us. I don’t know why every woman isn’t a lesbian. Men are generally awful.

Kid Rock, Kanye, Minaj, etc.

Can I meet my driver for coffee first, see if it’s worth pursuing a ride?

That’s great, if you want a black driver.

“Don’t make eye contact.”

Here we go, with a whole bunch more trans controversy.

Yeah, they’ve already figured that out.

I have to take certain tools with me on my business trips, and I’ve learned to take a cheap Home Depot pliers because they occasionally get confiscated for being 1/4" too long. I started buying these cheap $3 pliers after my $25 pair got confiscated.

How am I supposed to hijack a plane with a pair of pliers? Why is a 7" pair unable to hijack a plane, but a 7 1/4" pair can?

MAGA is a classic Cult of Personality, and Trump is the man. There is no #2, or even an obvious successor. Vance, Rubio, Don Jr, and others all see themselves as the heir apparent, but the MAGA rank & file only love Trump, and when he’s gone, most of them will fade away.

Some may try to keep it together, but their hearts won’t be in it. 90% of the MAGA following will evaporate, leaving only Republicans who sold their souls for the worst president and the most prolific traitor in American history.

When he croaks, the knives will come out, and the backstabbing will begin. I can’t wait.

“Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.”

MAGA is a classic Cult of Personality, and Trump is the man. There is no #2, or even an obvious successor. Vance, Rubio, Don Jr, and others all see themselves as the heir apparent, but the MAGA rank & file only love Trump, and when he’s gone, most of them will fade away.

Some may try to keep it together, but their hearts won’t be in it. 90% of the MAGA following will go away, leaving only Republicans who sold their souls for the worst president and the most prolific traitor in American history.

When he croaks, the knives will come out, and the backstabbing will begin. I can’t wait.

There’s nobody to root for.

As soon as they do something useful, we will.

Hah! In America, we don’t even vote!

MAGA views breaking the law as a competitive advantage.

I’m looking at Mark Kelly or Elizabeth Warren, or both.

Sure, Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, and the DoJ will get right on that.