just wait, soon you’ll have AI bands that have always existed, you’ll find a website with previous tours and lots of pictures, and blogs about them.
it’ll be nearly impossible for anyone to figure out of they are real or not.
and that’s just the inconsequential stuff, anything in the past will be subject of skepticism.
we are about to enter a post-history society. buckle up, it won’t be fun
phones need to implement personal:
if you are calling to make cancel change appointments press 1
if you are calling to share updates press 2
if you are calling about those 20$ you owe me, press 3 for venmo info
…
i want it
the real Bond mobile.
it better be the next 007 car
they tried to replace him with butters.
in The majority of South park episodes, he doesn’t die.
wish they kept that running joke
I would like to step off this timeline please
I have sex with minors as often as I want…
which is zero.
is there room to talk about the age of consent? it is an arbitrary age, and what if in an 17 year old couple one has a birthday, is it suddenly illegal for them to date? I’m some places it is.
or how minors can get trialed as adults for sending their own nudes (which they shouldn’t have)?
but talking about lowering it just because you’re a pedo? fuck no
I just got my shit together and you blow it up!!!
rude
sus
We could then use vampires to determine who owns a house, if a house is abandoned for a while and there are squatters.
the squaters and legal owner invite vampires in, if the legal owner vampire cant, he looses the right to the house, if the squatter’s vamp cant get in, they get evicted.
does that mean that a vampire doesn’t need permission to enter a house if he rents a bulldozer?
so pretty
that post is even more reason to have a statue of her.
saying that genocide is a Jewish value is the most antisemitic thing in this whole ordeal.
but, cake is meant to be shared,
who cares if a cake has 10000 calories.
that’s like saying supermarket has millions of calories in their shelves so they are unhealthy
Jews Invent Eruv traditions to be safe from vampires.
do you want people to describe a plan to overthrow the government in a public social media?
how dumb do you expect people to be?
i won’t tell you to fuck yourselves, I’ll do it myself …
next questions
a cave can be a house, can a vampire enter a uninhabited cave, but if next day someone moves in, will the vampire be unable to enter?
if a vampire inherits a house, no one formally invited him in, could he enter, as he is the legal owner and therefore only need his invitation?
do tents count as housing? what about this:
could you wear a tent like that and vampires would be unable to bite you?
war is profitable, winning is irrelevant, soldiers lost are replaceable.
vampire war criminals, hope the ICC does something about it