Have you never heard of bookmarks? Or, you know, just leaving a tab with your choice of lemmy instances open in it at all times?

They chose to create an account on .ML and you wonder why they’re obstinate and annoying? Are you new to Lemmy?

“Taking” Venezuala cost us money and won’t net a profit for decades, if ever. GTFO with your doomerism BS, bot!

We should be doing all that regardless.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Funny, my carrier just offered a free phone upgrade and I ordered a Motorola at random because I was growing increasingly annoyed by my Samsung. Luck was with me!

Every day, we drift further from Dog.

I ran into an elderly man at the grocery store this weekend, proudly wearing a crisp new “Trump 2028” baseball cap. Make his dumb ass a front-lines infantryman.

Well, that’s certainly better than either of my guesses!

I’d ask why, but that would be facetious of me - I damn well know I do the same thing from time to time.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

…are you taking credit for someone else’s helpful comment, or did you forget which sockpuppet you were driving today?

Not quite the surprise banger as the first movie, but still totally entertaining fun.

That a lot of words to say, “I misread the whole conversation and just hate opiates.” The downvotes are almost certainly coming from people who did realize marijuana was the topic.

That’s fucking rich! The douche who thinks public assault is A-okay can’t handle a little name-calling when it’s directed at him. Get bent you ginormous twat-waffle.

Same here. Sadly, both of my housemates are more like underscores.

props that he did something about it, but he should have at least tried to act like he was a badass

Wow, I didn’t realize the alpha-bros had found Lemmy!

The correct response to a comedian telling a joke at your partner’s expense is to smile awkwardly and do nothing in the moment. What Will did was so out of bounds it was sad and pathetic.

Not so uncomfortable that he turned down the invite to this farce, so fuck his feelings.

Sadly, yes.

Israel needs to be razed to the ground and rebuilt with modern tech… and given to the Palestinians.

Let it go man, the NFTs aren’t coming back.

Honest question - what does boycotting Uganda look like? As an American who doesn’t dabble in international trade, are there even ways I could be doing business with Uganda?